Submitted by: Groye James
Don t let your momma tell you that revenge won t make you feel better it will. There s nothing you can t get these days on the internet, so if you re out for revenge then the net is the first place you should look.
If you ve been betrayed, bashed, down trodden or stomped on, then show the person who s done it to you exactly what you think of them with some sweet internet revenge.
There are lots of revenge sites to choose from and they re all completely legal and above board, meaning that you can get your own back without getting yourself into trouble in the process. Here are some of the great internet revenge services on offer that you could try today.
Make a nuisance of yourself with annoying calls to your ex friend or lover. There are lots of sites on the internet who will use their special software to call your ex every ten minutes. When your ex picks up, all they will hear is silence. You can even have their reactions recorded so you can sit back and snicker as you listen to them get angrier and angrier.
Or you could choose an anonymous fax or text. You can write your own message which will then be sent from an untraceable phone or fax machine. They won t know what hit them and they ll never know where the message came from.
If you want to let someone know that you think they stink, then send them a poop through the post. You can send a beautifully gift wrapped plastic dog turd to the person of your choice. Or if that doesn t take your fancy, among the other items you can send are a fake used condom, a fake used tampon or soiled underwear.
If you know someone with a whiffy problem that they won t do anything about then send them an alternative certified smelly f*cker certificate emblazoned with their name. you can get an alternative certificate for any occasion, including World s Worst boss , world s worst co worker and Sh*thead of the month.
If your ex has shacked up with someone else then why not send them a nasty surprise. You can buy STD home testing kits, with incredibly obvious labels and send it to their home address completely anonymously. Then you can sit back and enjoy the thought of them denying they have an STD to their new flame.
These are just a small selection of the amazing array of internet revenge that you can inflict on person who really deserves it.
Here are 5 great ways to get revenge.
If you ve been hurt, wronged, abused or betrayed by someone it can be terrible, but there s something you can do to turn the hurt around and give that person a taste of their own medicine. If you re sitting around feeling angry or upset then stop right now and do something better instead get revenge.
There are lots of safe and legal ways that you can show that person what you think of them, ease your pain and turn your frown into a smile. Here are just a few ideas for getting revenge.
Give them a not so nice gift
Buy yourself an expensive box of chocolates. Not only will it make you feel better eating them but once they re all gone you can gift wrap them and send the empty box to the person who s done you wrong. You can send it anonymously or attach a message telling them just what you think of them. They ll think they re receiving a lovely gift only to find they re actually getting a big fat nothing, which is what they deserve.
Make them smell as bad as they made you feel
Buy a teddy bear or other stuffed toy. Carefully cut along the seam and stuff it with fresh fish. Sew it back up and get it to the person as quickly as you can. Their gift will start to stink within hours and they won t have a clue where that smell is coming from.
Give them a bathroom break they ll never forget
If you think your lover is cheating, find out when they re going to see their secret girl or boyfriend. Just before they go, spike their drink with laxatives. They won t know what s hit them but you can rest easy knowing that whatever happens, they won t be having a relaxing evening. Your revenge is done.
Send them a clear message
If your ex has left you for someone else then send them something they ll never forget through the post. You can buy a home STD testing kit on the net and send it anonymously. Make sure the packaging clearly states what s inside and imagine them trying to explain it away to their new lover.
Make their betrayal public knowledge
For a real impact, why not set up a site or a social messaging page dedicated to the one who wronged you. You can upload photos of them and explain to the world exactly what they did. When everyone knows about how you were treated that person will be left embarrassed and humiliated and probably lose a few friends in the process.
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